

Nicholas Angel: Can I remain here as a PC? Met Sergeant: (throws his hands up in the air) No. Nicholas Angel: Isn't there a Sergeant's position here in London? Met Sergeant: (laughs briefly) No. Nicholas Angel: (taking the new information in) That's. Nicholas Angel: In where, sorry? Met Sergeant: In Sandford, Gloucestershire. Met Sergeant: (quickly and quietly) In Sandford, Gloucestershire. Nicholas Angel: (grinning slightly) I see. (opens a page on his desk with his right hand, reads from it) 400% higher than any other officer (closes page), which is high time such. Nicholas Angel: I like to think of my office as out on the street. I'm surprised you weren't snapped up sooner for a nice desk job, that's what I did. Met Sergeant: (sniffs deeply) It can get awfully hairy out there. Met Sergeant: How's the hand? Nicholas Angel: Still a bit stiff. Turner #2: I dunno, nobody tells me nothin'.ĭialogue Met Sergeant: Hello, Nicholas.
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Turner: You really want to, process all this lot? My pen's runnin' out. DS Andy Wainwright: Murder, murder, murder.DC Andy Cartwright: You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village!.


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Absolute tosh, wasn't it? It's annoying that the understudies are actually professional actors.I'm sure if we bashed your head in, all sorts of secrets would come tumbling out.What made you wanna be a policeman-officer?."Do you want anything from the shop?".Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that, if you shoot it, it will blow up?.Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "ahhrgh"?.Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll.(whilst chasing Frank Butterman) PUNCH-THAT-SHIT!.I won't argue that it wasn't a no-holds-barred adrenaline-fuelled thrill-ride, but there's no way that you could perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.What's the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?.
